Seems like we have so many choices when it comes to just about everything. How many types of gum are there? How many different types of cell phones? Endless array of choices for clothes, t.v.'s, restaurants, and so forth. However, where are the really different things? I mean how about some fun new products. I have a few to consider:
1. Pacifist toothpaste: It doesn't kill germs it tries to get them to not be bad.
2. Agoraphobia Shampoo: It's afraid to leave your hair in the rinse.
3. Existential soup: soup that serves no purpose whatsoever
4. Bhuddist Pie: Each piece strives to be better than the last piece
5. Socialism Gum: Costs 1.00 a pack but the tax is 3.00 per pack
6. Freudian Carrots:Best served with Freudian doughnuts, and doughnut holes
7. Christian mouthwash: Harmful if swallowed
8. Jim Crow ice cream: Not for everyone
9. Bin Laden eye glasses: Serve a dual pupose as: target
10. Darwinian skin cream: works well for some not at all for others
11. Tea Party Tea: Very bitter but the bags can be used for other purposes
12. Al Quaeda Antibiotics: The fewer there are left, the better you feel
Well, it's just an idea.
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