"Things to Hope for in 2013"

 20 Things to Hope for in 2013 
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1.      Pope Ratzinger soon to become retired Pope Ratzinger is held accountable for shielding all of these child abusing priests since when he was Cardinal Ratzinger  he was the one top guy that knew everything, EVERYTHING,  about these priests and did very little.
2.      2013 will be the year we finally stop hearing about the Kardashians.
3.    In 2013 Lance Armstrong will just shut up and go away?
4.      IN 2013 public school teachers will stop being blamed for the educational system falling apart.
5.     We stop equating being famous with being significant.
6.     Health Insurance companies develop a conscience and a collective soul.
7.    We stop hearing that everything we eat and drink is bad for us.
8.      We stop declaring every storm the storm of the century. We stop hearing “Storm Watch 2013” by some babbling hairdo on TV just because it rained 2 inches.
9. That the media stops giving so much air play and celebrity to sick losers that kill others and themselves. Instead of referring to them as: Adam, Christopher, Bryan we just refer to them as “dumb- ass”.
10.   As  in: “ A dumb-ass shot and killed 5 people in a mall in California, then as authorities closed in the dumb-ass killed himself.”
11.  We stop guilting ourselves into thinking we must tip service people even if they don’t do a good job.
12.   Many people will stop wasting so many minutes of their ever diminishing life total of minutes on social media stuff.
13.   That a 48 minute NBA will stop taking 2 ½ hours to play, a 60 minute NFL game stops taking 4 hours to play
14.   For once not every kid under the age of 12 gets a trophy or is declared an all-star just for showing up.
15.  That the following people are declared a public health menace: Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity, Alan Coombs, Ann Coulter, Timothy Geithner, Chris Mathews, Judge Judy, Dr. Phil, Oprah, Anthony Robbins, Tom Cruise, Joel Osteen, David Gergen, Mariah Carey, Lance Armstrong, anybody named Kardashian, House wives of anywhere, Honey Boo Boo, Al Gore, Rachel Maddows, Rush Limbaugh, Dick Cheney, Grover Norquist, and any person stupid enough to name their kid Grover, and Donald Trump.  HAZARD WARNING/STAY AWAY FROM THESE PEOPLE
16.   The NCAA pulls their one collective head out of their multiple asses
17.  Women stop telling people that they like: Josh Groban, Michael Buble, Justin Bieber, and Harry Connick Jr. because they sing well.
18.  We finally hear the last of: “at the end of the day”, “my bad”, “bro or sista”, “that’s what it’s all about”, “that’s what I’m talking about”, “bundle”, “point of delivery”,  “fiscal cliff”, “Sequester”,  and “rising star”
19.   That people stop saying that every new born baby is “beautiful”, “precious” and “Cute”. Some are as ugly as sin. Some are so bad that the owners should be required to get an owners permit. 
20. That TV news outlets go back to being a government funded public service and not a for profit  TV show.